U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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