i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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