the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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