I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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