hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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