So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
