your room smells of hookers.
And success
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
