I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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