1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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