please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
