Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
