It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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