someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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