Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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