just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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