idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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