Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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