In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
