You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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