what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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