that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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