i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize