thus making me awesome and them whores
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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