I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
