just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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