So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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