I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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