Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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