she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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