All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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