This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
