no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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