no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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