found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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