i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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