I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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