white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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