I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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