summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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