Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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