It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
