I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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