dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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