I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Alive.
So much puke
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
