office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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