So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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