i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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