we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Let's get the cat blown out
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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