it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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