He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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