so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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