You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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