I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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