who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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